Hey look! I’m not dead!
It’s vacation time. Where do you want to go? If you’re thinking somewhere tropical, maybe you’d enjoy the Bahamas. If somewhere quiet and full of nature is more your thing, you could try the mountains. If you enjoy walking through an endless see of falling ash and running from distorted monsters with no hope of ever returning home, then Silent Hill, West Virginia is the way to go. But really, what the hell kind of person would want to go to Silent Hill?