I like chainsaws. Do you like chainsaws? You’d better, because chainsaws are awesome. They saw through things, make creepy loud noises, and most importantly, they come to the aid of many in times of zombie-related need. When you’re playing a survival zombie game, you don’t see a chainsaw lying on the ground and think, “Nah, I think I’ll use this frying pan instead.” Oh no, you grab that shit and start chopping away to your heart’s content, sending undead heads and limbs flying in every direction. Now, what if instead of a hand, you had a chainsaw? Other than having the (trapped and terrified) ladies all over you, you would immediately be promoted to the rank of ultra-badass. I sincerely hope that those of you who call yourself geeks know exactly who I am talking about.
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